2.
ASTON VILLA The last
balL and SALVATION
achieved for struggling team
3.
BLACKBURN ROVERS BRAVER RUNS BLOCK more intricate moves of travelling
team
4.
BOLTON WANDERERS Battered TOBLERONE’S DRAWN out for minor prize-winners
5.
BRADFORD CITY DO CRAFTY BIRD impressions for modest results
6.
CHELSEA Intricate LACE SHE made for foreign visitors
7.
CRYSTAL PALACE Oddly shaped CAP REALLY ACTS as a shade from sunlight
8.
DERBY COUNTY TONY CURED BY mixing up a well-tried combination
9.
EVERTON The answer is NEVER TO change a winning side
10.
IPSWICH TOWN Misplaced CHIP WINS TWO more - exciting play ahead
11.
LEEDS UNITED LUDDITE SEEN breaking up expensive assembly
12.
LIVERPOOL Turmoil OVER POLL I organised for winners
13.
MANCHESTER UNITED Play THE MUSIC AND ENTER competition for the best band in
the country
14.
MIDDLESBROUGH HODDLE plays with GRIM SUB
in a match winning formation
15.
NEWCASTLE UNITED Cunningly,
WE SILENCED TAUNT of noisiest fans in the land
16.
NOTTINGHAM FOREST Horrible SIGHT NOT MEANT FOR likes of middle Englanders
17.
PRESTON NORTH END Developing PORN TREND disturbed HONEST
team from modest backgrounds
18.
SHEFFIELD UNITED FLUSHED out DEFINITE
breakdown in polished teamwork
19.
SOUTHAMPTON TOP HUMANS NOT equal to competitive outsiders
20.
SUNDERLAND Lively LADS END RUN of improving team
21.
SWINDON TOWN Disorganised DONS WON’T WIN playing like novices
22.
TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR In complicated
form, OPTANT’S HOME TRUTH shows his glamorous
side
23.
WATFORD DAFT ROW about moderate players
24.
WEST BROMWICH ALBION See
that untidy CLOBBER?
WASH IT NOW! I’M going to
make it a fine outfit again
25.
WEST HAM UNITED To see
the END, HE MUST WAIT the outcome of display of
young talent